Posted by: scheidydude | August 9, 2010

Idiots…and the User Interface

Computers weren’t always the things of beauty we have today with sleek lines and smooth edges with colorful icons that pulsate when we stroke them.  As recent as twenty years ago, you had to press a physical button that “clicked” or type in a long command of slashes, dashes and abbreviations to get them to do anything.  The screens would glow a florescent green or amber.  Printers clicked away in the background like rapid fire machine guns.  It was even quicker to use a pencil and paper to jot down notes from the screen.  Email, well, email didn’t exist.  You had to post messages on bulletin boards that you dialed into with your 300 baud modem and check back hours later hoping someone replied.  People who did these things were considered technical geniuses.  Today, we can do all these things and more from the palm of our hand.

What does this have to do with users and interface design today?  Well, computers are not the only things that have changed.  So have the users.  No I don’t mean they’ve put on a new shirt or cut their hair.  I mean the audience has changed.  By 1990 more than 15% of households had a computer.  That’s right, one computer in the house.  By 2000 that number had risen to 50%.  Today it is estimated that there are 2 computers per adult and 1 per child in each house.

The user no longer needs to understand every detail about the computer in order to use one.  Anyone can press a key, click a mouse or touch a screen.  We, as programmers and designers, can no longer depend on the intelligence of the user to help us reach our goal.  That’s not to say that users are idiots, as the title might suggest.  Put a dozen people in a room and collectively they may equal genius.  But individually we all have something we could learn from each other.

No, it’s not the intelligence that I am concerned with.  It’s the patience.  We are used to nearly instant information.  Answers at our fingertips…Search the web…Speak a question into your phone.  We all expect the answers to be nearly instantaneous.  We, including me, are lazy.  

Why press two buttons, when one would work?  There, I’ve said it.  Took me long enough to say.  And I appreciate your patience.  Now let me provide a simple example.

Let’s say I have a form asking “How do you like your Tea?”  On it are two controls.  A drop down list containing three items (Hot, Warm, Cold), and a button that says OK.  To answer my question you have to click the drop down, select the item and then click the OK button.  That’s three things you had to do.  Once upon a time you had no choice but to require all those steps.  And the users who simply clicked the OK button without picking from the list were deemed idiots.

With the advances we have seen today, something as simple as the above form can be simplified even more.  Let’s say I instead give you the same question with three buttons that read “Hot”, “Warm” and “Cold”.  Go ahead.  Pick a button, any button.  One click and there’s the answer.

As obvious as the above may sound, it is often over looked because we, as developers and designers, have ourselves been programmed over the years to think a certain way.  We have always done it to code, as it were.  X followed by Y followed by Z.  But if you consider how technology has changed, how the phone in your hand is faster than the computer you used back in school, then you have to also take into consideration that X just might not be X anymore.

It’s not that I am suggesting you think outside of the box.  The box is where we live, all of us, regardless of what we do.

What I am suggesting is that the box just isn’t square anymore.

Posted by: scheidydude | August 3, 2010

I Don’t “LUV U”

Enough with the abbreviated speak people.  It may be fine in the “social” world, but some of us are trying to conduct business here, and email, believe it or not, can handle more than 140 characters.

Don’t worry, I am not going to get on my high horse and preach to you about everything that can go into emails that simply shouldn’t.  I am going to get on my miniature-horse and gripe about the new way of communicating in abbreviations because we are too busy or too lazy to type out the whole word.

Now I’m not talking about “OMG” or “ROTFL”, I’m talking about “Y” instead of “Why”.  If you are too distracted to answer me in a clear and precise response then maybe someone else should be answering the question.

This isn’t the only time people cut corners.  We have all sent out an email asking a question that requires more than a yes or no answer.  Sometimes we may even provide a few options to pick from.  Only to have that person respond “Yes” or “No”, or even worse “Y”.  (See above)

And let us not forget the so called reply that has no previous message attached.  “That sounds good.”  What sounds good?  Are you hearing things?  What are the little voices in your head saying?  I could tell you what mine are saying about those emails, but I shouldn’t post such things.

Oh, and thank you random coworker for reminding me by doing this just now, how I hate being forwarded an email of a partial conversation and being asked to take action.

“Can you handle this?”  I can handle just about anything.  Except idiots who don’t tell me what they would like handled.

Let me give you a recent example.  I sent an email to a coworker asking two questions.  It looked something like this: “Should I get the standard paper or textured and what color?”  He replied “K”.  Is “K” a style of paper?  Is he referring to the black in “CMYK”?  How more useless could this “K” be?  To put it in perspective, that very same day he sent me a text that read “I am stuck in restroom.  Please bring TP.”  NOW he has time to send a clear and concise message.  So I replied with one letter…and it wasn’t “K”.

Posted by: scheidydude | March 22, 2010

Why Scheidydude?

Why Scheidydude you may ask, or not, depending on your curiosity in such trivial maters as a nickname.

Well, let us set the way-back machine to 2001 when I began working for a rag-tag bunch of traders. Oh, nothing sinister. No pirates or expatriates. No, this group traded in stocks and shares. I was lucky enough to be asked to join the team.

Alas, there were already too many people named David. And Scheiderman, being my given name and having already been shortened by one “n” when my ancestors came to the new world, seemed too long for this pack whom were used to communicating in single syllable words. “Buy 1000 IBM”…”Sell 500 SOF”. So they began calling me “Scheidy”. Simple enough. I got used to it.

Then one day our glorious leader, a small fit woman who could hold her own in any crowd of traders, even this cranial bunch, had a computer problem. And, as that fell upon me to solve, from her office she bellowed “ScheidyDude!!!” . And thus it began and has continued to this day.

Scheidydude, or Scheidy…for those of you who might be syllable challenged.

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